me
‎*skips all star*‏

♛coyote
‎nO‏
 HOW DARE YOU‏
 ♛coyote SLAPS YOU‏

me
‎AHH‏

♛coyote
‎I WAnt A DIV ORC E‏

me
‎NO‏
 COYOTE PLS

♛coyote
‎[ newspaper headlines next day ]: a pair divorces bc of All Star‏