“Insult me? Please. You could
honestly never insult me.”
“Oh, no, ‘course not! You
can stay here as long as
you want! I’m just shocked
that he didn’t tell me earlier.”
“What about that time when I was
six and called you a marble-head?”
“—-Wait, he really didn’t tell you?
I had to tell my mom and, worse,
my father. He could have said I
was coming for a couple days.”